Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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