had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
