Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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