we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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