We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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