Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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