I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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