dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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