The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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