I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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