Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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