nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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