3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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