the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I have post one night stand depression
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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