I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
