i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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