He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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