Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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