We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
They have beer where we have blood.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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