Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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