everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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