Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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