i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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