i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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