I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Randomize
