im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
