HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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