sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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