Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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