hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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