A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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