Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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