i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I can't turn off my feet"
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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