he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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