I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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