I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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