Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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