I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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