If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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