All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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