Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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