I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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