Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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