We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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