And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
wow bdsm is so cute
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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