I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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