I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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