just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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