it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
