He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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