Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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