I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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