Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Actions speak louder than pants.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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