OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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