One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Randomize