What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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